Come on, live a little... while you can! Do you want to know what the ultimate secret is? Laura did. The secret of knowing who killed you. It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty! You have no idea what prison is like here! Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help. You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Traditionally, science fairs are a father/son thing. Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing. As you wish. Winter is coming. He's a good man...and thorough.

I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time.

• Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropK...
• Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus.