Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will. Tonight we hunt! I g-guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. It's fine, everything is fine. Theres an infinite number of realities Morty and in a few dozen of those I got lucky and turned everything back to normal. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. Careful man, there's a beverage here! The results of hard work and dedication always look like luck. But you know you've earned every ounce of your success. The things I do for love.

Remember, your mind is the best weapon you have.

You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

• Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
• Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!