Traditionally, science fairs are a father/son thing. Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. The first rule of space travel kids is always check out distress beacons. Nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit! One out of ten times it's a deadly trap, but... I'm ready to roll those dice! Stay away from my special lady friend, man. When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear. Who the hell is John F. Kennedy? Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist. Earth: Mostly Harmless

Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he.

We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past.

• Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well.
• Inconceivable!