Holy Hamburger The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Inconceivable! What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space-time continuum? Where there's life there's hope. ...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying. Get off the high road Summer. We all got pink eye because you wouldn't stop texting on the toilet. When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. Harry, is that bag smiling?

I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.

Holy Crack Up

• Silence, Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!
• Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
• The programs that Chuck Norris writes don't have version numbers because he only writes them onc...