This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors. Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight. YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT Come on, live a little... while you can! There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal. Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. I don't get it and I don't need to.

And one for you, McFly; I believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, young man. This so-called Dr. Brown is dangerous. He's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble.

It's easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire.

• Master yourself, master the enemy.
• The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.
• It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.