You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Experience tranquility. Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain. There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it. Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Ogon' po gotovnosti! According to the legends, the Magratheans lived most of their lives underground.

What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it.

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

• Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.
• There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.
• That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.