Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch. My profession?! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Where there's life there's hope. Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. 42 You are entering a world of pain.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.

• Holy Gunpowder