Nerf this! Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be. Vamos esculachar! COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

Holy Metronome

Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things that I can.

• You're a wizard, Harry.