Definitions are important. Зброю свою забери! Я тобі не бажаю зла! Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. When a bug sees Chuck Norris, it flees screaming in terror, and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Holy Polar Ice Sheet

Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!

• Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
• Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful.