You may think I've gone insane... but I promise. I will kill again. Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. The owls are not what they seem. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! Have you seen my Bear Tibbers? I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.

Not even last quarter's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Adulthood, I'm sure they'll let us go.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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