Around the survivors a perimeter create. To save one from a mistake is a gift of paradise. Time's up! Зброю свою забери! Я тобі не бажаю зла! I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. I knew Yueh's wife. I was the one who broke his Imperial conditioning. I've thought of many pleasures with you. It is perhaps better that you die in the innards of a worm. Desire clouds my reason. That is not good. That is bad. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. Chuck Norris' addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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