There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. Hey, Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown. When we understand the events that occur to us, the events become history. History is understanding. Otherwise we are all just dumb animals trying to get in out of the cold. You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee! Hey, there's my new pal! So what can I do for you? Need some items? Or maybe you ready to unload something? Whatever you need! Where there's life there's hope. The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Much to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

• Little tip, Morty. Never clean DNA vials with your spit.
• Dong zhu! Buxu zou!
• Obviously, you're not a golfer