It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM! Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. Always pass on what you have learned. Where there's life there's hope. But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months. You may think I've gone insane... but I promise. I will kill again. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. Holy Armour Plate

I'm more than just a hammer.

There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.

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