Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet. Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force. Bring in that floating fat man, the Baron! Geill do mo thoil! Command must always look confident. All that faith riding on your shoulders while you sit in the critical seat and never show it. All right. This is an oldie, but, uh... well, it's an oldie where I come from. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Laughter is poison to fear.

Stay away from my special lady friend, man.

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