Master yourself, master the enemy. Holy Ice Skates I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. The young reed dies so easily. Beginnings are times of such peril. Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend. In these enlightened days, of course, no one believes a word of it. The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help.

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• Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch.