He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE! Holy Hoof Beats No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. Відповідальність велику несе джедай, розум мати повинен The road goes ever on and on It’s just, eventually we’re all gonna move on. It’s called growing up. I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Those are date palms. One date palm requires forty liters of water a day. A man requires but eight liters. A palm, then, equals five men. There are twenty palms out there—one hundred men. Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left.

• Who wants a piece of the champ?!
• We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has.