Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code. Always pass on what you have learned. It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. My profession?! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker. Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight. Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. The road goes ever on and on We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.

Men and their works have been a disease on the surface of their planets before now. Nature tends to compensate for diseases, to remove or encapsulate them, to incorporate them into the system in her own way.

Dong zhu! Buxu zou!

• Holy Hailstorm
• Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.
• Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma?