Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS. I can't believe you'd loan me your car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could've been killed! Winter is coming. Sometimes science is a lot more art, than science. A lot of people don't get that. Much to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning! He was staring at the instruments with the air of one who is trying to convert Fahrenheit to centigrade in his head while his house is burning down. There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal. Having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. Go home and drink, grandpa.

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• Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!