Listen carefully, Feyd. Observe the plans within plans within plans. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Fire at will! There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. That does put a damper on our relationship. Calmer than you are. The appropriate question is, 'when the hell are they?' You see, Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler! I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at precisely 1:21 a.m. and zero seconds, we shall catch up with him and the time machine. Stay away from my special lady friend, man.

There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later.

It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look!

• Hey, Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown.