Holy Titanic I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time. There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. So then you have no frame of reference here Donny. You're like a child who wonders into the middle of a movie. Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll. Forgive me, my Lady! My thoughts were far away… I … did not mean to be familiar. Bring in that floating fat man, the Baron! I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.

If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.

• Holy Naive
• Maybe you were adopted.
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