You really think I ought to swear? Mind if I do a J? Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Careful man, there's a beverage here! Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? Use the first moments in study. You may miss an opportunity for quick victory this way, but the moments of study are insurance of success. Take your time and be sure. ...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying. One must always keep the tools of statecraft sharp and ready. Power and fear - sharp and ready. The first rule of space travel kids is always check out distress beacons. Nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit! One out of ten times it's a deadly trap, but... I'm ready to roll those dice!

The road goes ever on and on

When we understand the events that occur to us, the events become history. History is understanding. Otherwise we are all just dumb animals trying to get in out of the cold.

• You only have to click once, fool!
• Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
• Where there's life there's hope.