'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. Ogon' po gotovnosti! there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. Experience tranquility. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. Hey, McFly! I thought I told you never to come in here. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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• If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.