Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody is going to die. Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is. Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing. Holy Flood Gate He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick. According to the legends, the Magratheans lived most of their lives underground. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Holy Hamstrings

Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

• Reckless he is. Matters are worse.