Holy Knit One Purl Two Hammer DOWN! Can't wait to count out your coin! Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft. Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. Weight has nothing to do with it. Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). 42 Oh Summer, haha first race war, huh?

What is better: To be born good, or to overcome one's evil nature through great effort?

Laughter is poison to fear.

• Where there's life there's hope.