We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Ready to set the world on fire... It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. Holy Hi-fi I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. 'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. Where there's life there's hope.

Calmer than you are.

Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight.

• A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.
• Shield your son too much, Jessica, and he'll not grow strong enough to fulfill any destiny.
• Go home and drink, grandpa.