A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive? heh heh heh heh Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. The Guild... they're fighting me in the mental vaults. They're behind everything. They fear the one who will come, who will know more, who will see more. The Guild is behind everything. It's not finished yet. I'm not formed. Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride. The Dude abides. If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he. It's easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire.

Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

• Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.