Great, now I have to take over an entire planet because of your stupid boobs. YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. The North remembers. The first rule of space travel kids is always check out distress beacons. Nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit! One out of ten times it's a deadly trap, but... I'm ready to roll those dice! May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks. That does put a damper on our relationship. But first things first. To the death! This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.

Holy Wedding Cake

Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.

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