There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him. Chuck Norris doesn't need the cloud to scale his applications, he uses his laptop. That's gotta sting. Holy High-wire You're powered up, get in there. Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.

This is all wrong. I don't know what it is. But when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing... my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it?

You will find your own path. Take care... there will be blood and death before the end.

• Activating Self Destruct Sequence.
• Зброю свою забери! Я тобі не бажаю зла!