Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Holy Switch A Roo Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero. I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

You know, Marty, you look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother?

According to the legends, the Magratheans lived most of their lives underground.

• J'ai une ame solitaire.
• Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.
• ...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly ...