I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he. Caught between a rock... and a hard place. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing. No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

Bombs away!

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human...the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength.

• So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.