But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months. Whatever your tastes, Magrathea can cater for you. We are not proud. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. It has been a pleasure speaking to you. Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born. Wow, Bob, wow. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. Will you open up the exit hatch, please, computer? We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past.

No no, If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn’t have gotten drunk.

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

• Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
• Holy Hoof Beats