Definitions are important. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. It’s only half completed, I’m afraid – we haven’t even finished burying the artificial dinosaur skeletons in the crust yet. Who's President of the United States in 1985? Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then whose vice president? Jerry Lewis? Subtle? I don't do subtle. Let me out, what you see is not the same person as me. My life's a lie. I'm not who you're looking. Let me out. Set me free. I'm really old. This isn't me. My real body is slowly dieing in a vat. Is anybody listening? Can anyone understand? Stop looking at me like that and actually help me. Help me. Help me I'm gunna die. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. I'm more than just a hammer. Holy Frying Towels

I keep waiting for it to happen. I’m waiting for it to happen. I guess I’m just tired of waiting. And that is all I’m going to say on that subject.

Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold, and hard, and brilliant.

• I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
• Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.
• Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch.