Do you get to the cloud district very often? Defy Noxus and taste your own blood. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. The owls are not what they seem. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. You're a wizard, Harry. Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.

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Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social c...

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