We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons. Nano Boost administered. There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it. Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? Welcome to the League of Draven. Where are my testicles, Summer? Save the clock tower!

Yeah, well, history is gonna change.

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