Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later. There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen. That just sounds like slavery with extra steps. He's a good man...and thorough. The things I do for love. Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.

I still don't know if there is a divine plan, but I've come to realize that it doesn't matter. What matters is that we act; that we do what's right when confronted with evil. That's what you did at Kvatch. It wasn't the gods that saved us, it was...

This aggression will not stand, man.

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