It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight. My lord, I suspect an incredible secret has been kept on this planet: that the Fremen exist in vast numbers - vast. And it is they who control Arrakis. May the hair on your toes never fall out! Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error. The owls are not what they seem. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Mood? What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises — no matter the mood! M...

Holy Slipped Disc

Hello Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

• Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!
• Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you know, if you let people walk over you...
• He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly de...