Holy Hoaxes Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! I keep waiting for it to happen. I’m waiting for it to happen. I guess I’m just tired of waiting. And that is all I’m going to say on that subject. The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. By my will, this shall be finished! there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. The cycle of life and death continues. We will live, they will die. Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. She's dead... Wrapped in plastic.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.