Treasure the gifts of friendship. Seek joy and inspiration in the mysteries of love. if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be. Get off the high road Summer. We all got pink eye because you wouldn't stop texting on the toilet. Bring in that floating fat man, the Baron! Defy Noxus and taste your own blood. Mark it zero! Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. So what if the most meaningful day in your life was a simulation operating at minimum complexity.

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