It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft. Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. You will find your own path. Take care... there will be blood and death before the end. Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out — will it ever end? The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Holy Known Unknown Flying Objects

I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Chuck Norris doesn't delete files, he blows them away.

• There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find somethi...
• It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
• You're like Hitler, except...Hitler cared about Germany, or something.