It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. Laughter is poison to fear. Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Chuck Norris. They just don't like to boast. My lord, I suspect an incredible secret has been kept on this planet: that the Fremen exist in vast numbers - vast. And it is they who control Arrakis. Candy, candy -- he makes so much. Uncle Sweetshare has a magic touch! So it's back to the workshop in the snow! With lovely lanterns all aglow! He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho! Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy. Hello Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. You impossible fool. What possessed you to think I would suggest a meeting here, of all places?

Sometimes jokes are welcome. Like the one about the kid who said: "I enjoyed school. It was just the principal of the thing."

Freeze! Don't move!

• You're our boy dog, don't even trip.
• Holy Paraffin
• Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.