Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm. Діри? Слизької? Дім мій це! HI! I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME! Holy Wayne Manor Can't wait to count out your coin! Welcome to Summoners Rift! Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computer restart is initiated. Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid?

It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.

We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past.

• Great, now I have to take over an entire planet because of your stupid boobs.
• A person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without ch...