There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft. If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? Captain Teemo on duty. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Вирішити повинен ти, як їм допомогти краще

?Apagando las luces!

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left.

• Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.