Holy Rheostat It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. Holy Sudden Incapacitation We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. Зброю свою забери! Я тобі не бажаю зла! Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something. To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are. Candy, candy -- he makes so much. Uncle Sweetshare has a magic touch! So it's back to the workshop in the snow! With lovely lanterns all aglow! He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho! That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?

Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in floating point numbers because they can't be typed on his binary keyboard.

• Vendetta, he says, using the ancient tongue. The art of kanly is still alive in the Universe. He...