Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! Having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. Eight-year-olds, Dude. Parts of the inside of her head screamed at other parts of the inside of her head. After all this time? Always. Pie. Whoever invented the pie? Here was a great person. Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car! Come on out here! Help me take him in the house! It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty! You have no idea what prison is like here! You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

• Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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