Holy Mush We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has. Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop. Holy Headache Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam. Those are date palms. One date palm requires forty liters of water a day. A man requires but eight liters. A palm, then, equals five men. There are twenty palms out there—one hundred men. Dear Dr. Brown. On the night that I go back in time, you will be shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this terrible disaster. Your friend, Marty. Who's President of the United States in 1985? Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then whose vice president? Jerry Lewis? Where there's life there's hope.

Ah, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!

Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend. In these enlightened days, of course, no one believes a word of it.

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