Wow, Bob, wow. Holy Cosmos I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. You only have to click once, fool! It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Holy Ashtray Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. To save one from a mistake is a gift of paradise.

Holy Distortion

Silence, Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!

• Never should have come here.
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