There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. Sometimes jokes are welcome. Like the one about the kid who said: "I enjoyed school. It was just the principal of the thing." Holy Naive Holy Blizzard Bombs away! Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? Holy Jet Set On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons. Now, remember. According to my theory, you interfered with your parents' first meeting. If they don't meet, they won't fall in love, they won't ...

Fear cuts deeper than swords.

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.

• Готовий ти? Що знаєш про готовність ти?
• I knew Yueh's wife. I was the one who broke his Imperial conditioning. I've thought of many plea...