If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. This isn't Game of Thrones, Morty. Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. He's a good man...and thorough. We are men of action. Lies do not become us. Hodor? Hodor. Do the dead frighten you? Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Can't wait to count out your coin!

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help.

• He's a good man...and thorough.
• Vamos esculachar!
• Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.