if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! No wonder your president has to be an actor. He's gotta look good on television. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Careful man, there's a beverage here! Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

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The road goes ever on and on

• May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.