Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. The Dude abides. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? Aw, c'mon Rick. That doesn't seem so bad.

Use Nature's gifts wisely. Respect her power, and fear her fury.

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

• Mark it zero!